Monday 19 February 2007

The truth is out there...!

Do you always need to know the truth? If you can't stand to hear fibs and always feel you know when someone is deceiving you, well now you really can know! But can you handle the truth?!

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!

This is the first Truth Detector instrument available to consumers!

All those questions you've wanted truthful answers to - well now you can have them. Is Tony Blair telling us the truth? Are you worried that your partner is feeding you a bunch of lies? Is your boss really as honest as he makes you believe? Did your work colleague use the last of your milk when he made tea?

The Truth MachineFind out the answers with the amazing Truth Machine!

American researchers developed this fantastic gadget for the military. The Truth Machine picks up micro tremors in the voice not detectable to the human ear, measures the amplitude of the upper and lower sidebands of the frequency spectrum of the voice, and detects stress. The input is analyzed, and results are shown visually in a column of cool LED lights, indicating green for truth and red for lying. If the LED illumination reaches the top, someone is trying to play you for a fool.

The Truth Machine also works with TV and radio interviews so you'll always know which politicians are really lying to you! Take it to work, pop it on your desk and find out the real truth of office politics!

Please note: The Truth Machine is not 100% accurate all the time, so please think twice before tackling your partner or best friends! Or even your boss!

The truth can be shocking!

No lie: This is the best portable lie detector of the century!

The Electric Shock Lie DetectorIf you suspect that one of your friends or loved ones is prone to telling little white lies, you can find out for sure with The Electric Shock Lie Detector. Why are they always late, did they eat the last chocolate, whose turn is it to get the next round of drinks?

This will get to the bottom of the truth and anyone thinking they can cheat this fab Lie Detector is in for a shock - quite literally!

Just strap in your suspect's hand and follow the setup procedure, then get on with the questioning! If they tell a lie the machine will zap them with a well deserved shock! Ouch! They may be able to get away with a few small lies but eventually the machine will catch up with them and when it does you can watch them scream with shock! Play truth or dare with a difference!

Be warned though, this isn't for the faint hearted.

So now you really can know the truth. But be warned - it might shock you!

We are not responsible for marriage or friendship problems that may result from the use of this game, but we can recommend a good lawyer!! The Electric Shock Lie Detector is not suitable for epilepsy sufferers or pacemaker wearers.

So the truth IS out there and with these amazing 2 gadgets you need never let anyone pull the wool over your eyes again!

Redsave Editor

www.redsave.com

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